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Serving Sara, Unfortunately, Unmemorable!

Serving Sara
Rated PG-13 * Now Playing
Carol's grade: C+

THE PLOT:
Joe (Matthew Perry) hates his job, but makes a good living as a down-and-dirty process server in New York. His boss, Ray (Cedric the Entertainer) fuels a mutual dislike between Joe and co-worker Tony (Vincent Pastore) to see which guy can do the most for the company.

Sara's (Elizabeth Hurley) millionaire rancher husband has filed for divorce in his native Texas. He hires Ray to serve her with the papers in New York. Joe and Tony compete to see who can get to Sara first.

Eventually, Joe succeeds.

Sara is stunned that her spouse has filed for divorce. But, she's even more surprised when Joe tells her that Texas law may leave her with little monetary reward from her marriage.

Too bad she didn't file first, Joe tells her. New York divorce laws practically ensure that she'd get half of everything.

So, Sara offers Joe a million bucks to pretend he never served her. He, in turn, agrees to serve papers on her husband before Tony can find and serve Sara.

CAROL'S TAKE:
Comedies are often pretty simple. Even with a host of twists and turns, they can leave little to the imagination. Still, the good ones establish credible characters that make the movies fun, and memorable, too.

"Serving Sara" is both ordinary and predictable. While it boasts some bright moments, it also suffers from feeble ones. Ultimately, the movie relies on the actor's efforts to make or break the project. Sadly, unevenness is a problem here, too.

Hurley's Sara is impossible to define. She is very slick, but nothing more than surface. Both the actress and the character seem to be completely without depth.  And, neither one is even remotely funny. What a disappointment.

Perry does a much job better as Joe. He appealingly conveys humor and vulnerability - all the while avoiding any "Chandler-isms" that could have made his work seem like a rerun.  Supporting him, funny men Cedric the Entertainer and Pastore are just fine in their cartoon character-type roles.

But, a successful comedy must be more than the sum of its parts, and "Serving Sara" is not. While this movie sometimes serves up the goods, it remains, in the end, unmemorable.

© 2002 Webster-Kirkwood Times, Inc.
Movie reviews by Carol Hemphill and Kent Tentschert
reelworld@timesnewspapers.com

Six inches of rain drenches thirsty region

By Lori Ehde
Luverne residents woke up to soggy basements and overflowing rain gauges Wednesday morning after six inches of rain fell through the night.

Thunderstorms rumbled through the region starting at midnight and continuing through dawn, depositing enough water to replenish depleted subsoils and aquifers.

"This pretty much erased all deficits," said Mike Gillispie, hydrologist with the National Weather Service in Sioux Falls.

He said prior to August, rainfall in southwest Minnesota was three to six inches below normal.

August, however, is more than making up for this with 4 to 8 inches more than is typically seen in August.

"This brings us back to normal," Gillispie said.

It’s too late to help most drought-stunted crops, and ironically, Rock County Emergency Coordinator Kyle Oldre is still filling out paperwork to declare the area a drought disaster for state and federal assistance.

Wednesday morning, he said, he switched gears to look for flood damage, which could have been worse in Luverne.

He said water retention berms built northwest of town after the flooding of 1993 slowed the flow of water in Poplar Creek.

"They did exactly what they were supposed to," he said. "They held it in and released it slowly through the pipes … just like a bathtub."

Despite the large amount in a small time period, Gillispie said the rain is still welcome.

"A lot of it will run off into river streams, but there are some areas of ponding, and you will see a decent amount of replenishing for water tables," he said.

"It'd be nice if we could get this water spread out over a four-day period, not a four-hour period, but we’ll take what we can get."

Schneiders embrace retirement as a couple

By Sara Strong
Russell and Jan Schneider's teaching careers brought them together, and after 30 years each, they are stepping down from their teaching posts ... together.

The two met when Jan started teaching business and physical education at Magnolia, when Russell was teaching grade school in Luverne.

Jan's job was transferred in 1994 when the Magnolia school combined with Luverne, and they've worked under the same roof ever since.

When Russell became eligible for retirement this year, Jan decided to join him in leaving the district to allow time for other ventures together.

Of her 30-year-teaching career, Jan has spent about 10 of that in middle school computer classrooms. She enjoys the technology and keeping up with changes.

"The computer class was my favorite," she said. "I started out with health, business and phy. ed., but the computers were my favorite in the end."

Russell has taught in Luverne for 31 1/2 years and most of that has been in front of a third-grade class.

"It's a very big transition year for kids," he said. Third graders start to learn more complicated math and begin cursive writing.

Russell said teaching has changed through the years, with more testing and specific guidelines than before, but he said it's also stayed the same.

"Things go in cycles and old ideas become new again," he said.

One of the most rewarding experiences in teaching for the Schneiders was watching the learning process.

Russell said, "Now we have the accelerated reading program. Just to see kids who transition from needing guided reading to independent reading is nice to see. The ones who never read can pick up a book and donÕt put it down."

Russell continued his bachelor's degree from Dakota State University, Madison, S.D., to get a master's degree in elementary education from the University of Minnesota, Mankato.

Jan also had to keep up with her studies to be effective as a computer teacher.

She said teaching computer-savvy middle school students meant she had to update her knowledge with technological advancements. She also holds a bachelor's degree from DSU.

Both say Luverne is where they want to stay, even though a job isn't keeping them here.

"It's a good town, great school and just a nice place to raise a family," Russell said. "It's been a positive place to be."

Besides knowing students and watching them grow and learn, the Schneiders will most miss the interaction with co-workers who are also friends.

"You really get to know them," Jan said.

With their schedules now free of teaching, the two look forward to time with their children, Stacey, a teacher in Sioux City, Iowa, and Bill, who attends South Dakota State University, Brookings.

Headrick won't miss Sunday night homework

By Lori Ehde
So far, it's just another summer, as far as Luverne High School teacher Roger Headrick is concerned.

He retired from teaching high school writing and literature in June, but since then, he said he doesn't necessarily feel retired.

"I'm not thinking about it, really. It's still just summer," he said. "The really fun year for me was last year, because I knew I had only one year left. I was certainly aware of it all the time, because I wasn't thinking about next year and planning ahead."

Headrick was a seasoned educator by the time he came to Luverne in 1981. He'd spent 12 years in Brainerd and one year prior to that in Benson.

While he enjoyed his years in northern Minnesota, he said there were definite advantages to coming to Luverne.

For one thing, it's closer to extended family in Flandreau, S.D., and for another, it's warmer here.

He recalls visiting family one winter in Flandreau, where it was minus 15 degrees.

"It was 30 below in Brainerd as opposed to 15 below, and we noticed it," Headrick said.

He said another big difference between Brainerd and Luverne is the size of the school districts.

"There are 300 to 500 kids per grade in Brainerd, and the kids would graduate with classmates they really don't know," he said. "Here, by the time you graduate, you know your whole class."

He said he also appreciated teaching in a town Luverne's size. "In a small community you play a part in raising the children," he said.

"I feel very pleased about the teachers who have helped to raise my children. I know that's part of their success."

After more than 30 years of experience, Headrick said his work was always challenging.

"Even though the day-to-day teaching was routine, I don't think I ever saw it as something I'd mastered. I always worked at it."

His efforts paid off in the form of student accomplishments.

"Teaching writing can be a lot of fun, because you discover what students write," he said.

"But the paper load was heavy. I wonÕt miss Sunday nights and thinking about all those papers to correct. I think I'll look forward to Sunday nights now."

Headrick will feel officially retired in September when his colleagues, including his wife, Diane (fourth-grade teacher), return to the classroom, and heÕll be changing his grandson's diapers.

He's meeting their son, Carter, and his wife, Kelly, in Washington, D.C. While there, he will be "grandpa-nanny" for his 4-month-old grandson while Carter and Kelly are in conferences for the Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids.

He said he also hopes retirement will allow more travel time to see their other son, Peter, in San Francisco, where heÕs starting a trade show company.

Cops make fourth meth bust in a month

By Lori Ehde
Acting on tips from a resident and a merchant, Rock County deputies arrested another man suspected of operating a meth lab.

It's the fourth meth lab arrest in Rock County in just over a month.

On Tuesday night, deputies executed a search warrant in the home of 42-year-old David Kelderman on 506 E. Warren St. in Luverne.

They had been investigating possible methamphetamine production in KeldermanÕs home for a few weeks on tips from a local merchant.

The merchant had been calling the Sheriff's Department to report that Kelderman was frequently buying large amounts pseudoephedrine (in the form of the decongestant Suphedrine).

According to the County Attorney's Office, the additional tip from the resident prompted the request for a search warrant, which was executed at 7 p.m. Tuesday.

The resident told law enforcement he'd been in the house Monday night and watched Kelderman manufacture meth in the kitchen sink.

When deputies arrived at his home, Kelderman was outside in the yard, and attempted to flee, discarding a coffee filter containing a substance that appeared to be meth.

Sergeant Mike Winkels tackled him and placed him under arrest.

There were 3.3 grams of methamphetamines in the coffee filter that Kelderman tossed.

When deputies searched Kelderman's home, they found ingredients and paraphernalia used in meth production, and they noted a strong acid odor that's consistent with meth production.

Professional crews were brought in to clear the residence, and Kelderman was taken to the Nobles County Jail in Worthington, where he awaits formal charges.

He is the uncle of 30-year-old Cory Kelderman who was arrested on similar charges July 19 in his Rock County home near Valley Springs, S.D.

Six grams of meth were seized with that search warrant.

On July 25, 42-year-old Kevin Dale Smeins was arrested for possession of 3 grams of meth and large amounts of Suphedrine in his 1992 blue Chevy Baretta.

On July 26, Emergency Entry Team officers searched the rural Hills home of 49-year-old Donald Wilson and seized the makings of a meth lab there.

The Sheriff's Department applauds the residential and commercial tips that led to these arrests and encourages continued cooperation.

People with information on any local crimes can call 283-5000.

County, city tackle budgets

By Sara Strong
In a special joint meeting, the Rock County Board of Commissioners and the Luverne City Council discussed their joint budgets Thursday, Aug. 15.

The city of Luverne and Rock County share the costs of law enforcement, the Rock County Pool and Fitness Center and the Rock County Community Library.

This is the time when budgets are refined, even though they are finalized in December.

The county will set its preliminary levy after the state announces the county's levy limit Sept. 1.
The city of Luverne will set its preliminary levy Sept. 9.

A preliminary levy can be decreased, but cannot be increased before the levy is finalized.

Generally, insurance and salaries comprised the budget increases in Luverne and Rock County joint budgets.

Law enforcement
Overall, the law enforcement budget is more than $1 million, or an increase of 5.8 percent from last year's budget. The county and city each contribute $534,306.

Community policing expenses are separate from the regular budget. The county and city of Luverne are splitting that $50,000 cost.

Sheriff Ron McClure said he tries to cut salary expenses by transporting prisoners on his own because he doesnÕt get paid overtime, as a deputy would.

Mayor Glen Gust said, "As far as I'm concerned, we can't pay [the officers] enough. The first thing people ask about is crime when they're thinking about moving to a community. Keeping crime down helps population and economic development."

County Administrator Kyle Oldre said that an increasing budget may be a good sign in the case of law enforcement. More costs for housing prisoners and trying cases usually means that more criminals are stopped.

Pool and fitness center
The Rock County Pool and Fitness Center's budget shows a 7.3 percent increase ($5,265 more than last year) or a total of $448,566. The city and county are each contributing $77,383; the rest of the budget is made up in fee collections from users.

It's also notable that some improvements within the facility are coming out of the capital improvement fund rather than a levy increase.

More advertising to draw more members or facility users and janitorial services are increases on the budget this year.

Library
County and city will contribute $109,777 each, a 7.14 percent increase from last year's budget. The total library budget is $236,554. Personnel costs are the only projected budget increase for 2003.

Pool and Fitness Center stays under government management

By Sara Strong
The Rock County Pool and Fitness Center will continue to be publicly owned and operated for the foreseeable future.

The Luverne City Council decided against the recommendation by the Pool Commission to request a second round of RFPs (request for proposals) to lease, purchase or manage the Rock County Pool and Fitness Center.

As a joint owner of the facility, it would have had to approved of the request of the Commission. The Rock County Board, also an owner, acted in favor of the new RFPs, but with the city voting against it, the county's vote is void.

Councilman Keith Erickson said, "I feel we should continue owning it as a city and as a county. But I think our relationship with Sioux Valley should stay."

Luverne Community Hospital uses the facility for rehabilitation and physical therapy. The contract to use the Pool and Fitness Center free of charge ends in 2003.

The Pool Commission requested the new round of RFPs because the first attempt earlier this year got no feedback. However, Sioux Valley Hospitals and Health System, which owns the Luverne hospital, asked for an extension to submit a proposal after the deadline.

The Commission hoped this new round of advertising would get more response, but the Luverne City Council said the facility should go forward and not put the future on hold any longer.

Councilman David Hauge said, "Everyone knew the timetable was in place and missed the chance. I think we should support the staff and improve membership and look at new ideas."

Pool and Fitness Center Manager Darrell Huiskes said he still believes an indoor water park will make the facility profitable instead of requiring city and county contributions.

"In my opinion," Huiskes said, "I think there should be a citizen committee that lets people decide what they want."

That committee could survey and educate the public on the benefits of an indoor water park that could be a recreational center year-round. Other outdoor water parks in the area, just open during the summer, detract from Rock CountyÕs pool.

Huiskes said the pool used to get 300-400 pool users a day and now the peak use is 100 swimmers.

The council said that a bonding bill on local ballot asking for taxpayer support of an indoor water park wouldn't be out of the question in the future.

Blue Mounds trail work progresses

By Sara Strong
The much-anticipated multi-purpose path from Luverne to Blue Mounds State Park is on its way.

Low bid on the project came from Rupp Construction at $365,369, which the Rock County Board of Commissioners accepted Tuesday.

County Engineer Mark Sehr estimated that, at the least, all the dirt work for the trail will be completed by fall.

County Board Chair Jane Wildung said, "I'm sure the community will appreciate the efforts the highway department has put into this project."

Sehr said, "I think it'll get used a lot."

The trail has been planned for a few years and will receive 80 percent federal funding, 10 percent from the state and 10 percent from the county.

It will be paved from the city of Luverne along Blue Mound Avenue and County Road 8 to the lot near the quarry where rock climbers usually park. From there, the trail will be gravel to what is known as the lower lake.

The trail will cross County Road 8, which will be marked with signs and a crosswalk for biking and walking safety.

No Section 8 vouchers
The Rock County Board voted to not allow Section 8 vouchers in the county.

The board had previously tabled action, which was requested by members of the Housing and Redevelopment Authority of Worthington. HRA had asked Rock County to grant it the authority to administer a Section 8 voucher program in Rock County.

The voucher system would have been slightly different from the current low-income housing.

Now, income-based housing is site specific, such as the Blue Mound Towers and Rock Manor apartments.

Section 8 in the proposed capacity would allow qualifying renters to use vouchers and choose their location, provided landlords were participants.

The board - with the exception of Ken Hoime, who favored the change - voted against the voucher system because of the already low vacancy rates in low-income housing units in the county.

Commissioner Bob Jarchow said the board should reconsider the decision if the income-based housing sees lower vacancy rates or has difficulty finding a place for qualifying residents.

In other business
the board:
Closed the meeting to the public to discuss litigation relating to the community daycare that was planned in the City Center Apartments, owned by Donald Dunham.

Dunham sued the county, city of Luverne and Luverne schools for not honoring a tax abatement agreement. The county, city and school maintain that they don't have to honor the tax abatement because Dunham didn't provide space for a daycare, as agreed upon in the terms of the abatement.

The two parties disagree on what was required of Dunham in order to receive the tax abatement. If the daycare would have started as planned, Dunham would be in the third year of receiving tax abatement.

Received a Canine Unit update from Deputy Ken Baker. He introduced the board to Tarzan, a German shepherd that is trained in tracking and apprehension. Tarzan will complete drug training in the fall.

Baker said Tarzan has already made a difference in the department, being involved in 10 to 15 arrests since June 2. The board formally thanked Baker for taking on the responsibility of raising a dog that the county will always have on call.

Toured Family U, the after-school and summer educational program for children in kindergarten through fifth grade. Karmen Vis will step up as coordinator this year after the resignation of Sonja Reu.

Bark in the Park

Mary Jane Brown Good Samaritan Center celebrated the Dog Days of Summer with a week of special events last week. This included a Bark in the Park dog show Wednesday, Aug. 14, on the front lawn of the Mary Jane Brown Home. Anyone was welcome to participate, and prizes were awarded for best-dressed, funniest, prettiest, loudest bark, most distinguished, youngest, oldest, smallest, largest and friendliest. Donna Paulsen's "Oscar" (above) won in the best-dressed category, and Casey Smook's "Josie" was dubbed the smallest competitor.

Photo by Chantel Connell

Fire in the stack

Members of Luverne Fire Department track down an minor fire that started in the interior walls of the stack at the Agri-Energy Ethanol Plant Tuesday. According to plant manager Rick Serie, contractors were cutting portholes in the stack to connect the new thermal oxidizer when a spark from a cutting torch ignited packing materials in the housing of the scrubber. After attempting to flush out the fire on their own, ethanol plant employees called in the professionals as an added precaution. Fire crews worked on it for about an hour.

Photo by Lori Ehde

Hills man is entered in Enduro Race

By John Rittenhouse
All signs indicate there will be a big field for the Rock County Fair's Enduro Race Saturday.

A mainstay in the fair's grandstand lineup for a number of years, the Enduro Race always turns into one of the festival's top attractions.

Local participation in the race seems to draw a lot of families, friends and neighbors of the drivers to the track, and that should be the case on Saturday.

According to Burdette Braun, who had compiled 40 entries as of Tuesday, more than one-half of the pre-registered cars belong to Rock County drivers.

With more entries expected before Saturday's race, Braun believes the field will be expanded.

"There's still time to get more entries this week, and if drivers bring a car before the gates close at 6:30 p.m. Saturday, and the car passes our specs, we'll take them," he said.

As of Monday, the 2001 Enduro Race champion had not registered a car for Saturday's competition. Luverne's Nick Mann completed 200 laps before the race's two-hour time limit elapsed last summer, giving him his first Rock County Fair title.

Rock Rapids, Iowa, driver Terry Dieren, who finished second to Mann last season, will be back on the track.

Two Rock County drivers and another from nearby Edgerton who placed in the top-10 last season have pre-registered for Saturday's race.

Luverne's Travis Van Santen and Magnolia's Jason DeBeer, who placed fourth and seventh respectively in 2001, are back in the field. So is EdgertonÕs Owen Tinklenberg, who placed fifth in last year's event.

Other Luverne drivers who have pre-registered for Saturday's race include Brian Remme, Perry Schneekloth, Chad Oye, Josh Sandbulte, Josh DeKam, Brian Boll, Greg Vande Velde, Adam Kinsinger, Brent Schepel, Brian Schneekloth and Shane Hoya.

Hills will be represented by Matt Hoffenkamp, Beaver Creek by Matt Sandbulte and Hardwick's Mark Brockberg has thrown his hat into the ring.

The 2002 version of the event is sponsored by the Rock County Corn and Soybean Growers Association, and Agri-Energy. Race time is 7 p.m.

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