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Frakes: 'Thanks again, kids'

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To the Editor:
       Holy buckets of septic tank covers! People hoarding T.P.! Did I miss something? Did Bernie win the election?
       Actually, T.P. is soft and cuddly and can be comforting to us in this time of near apocalypse. Better than an old newspaper or a corncob anyway.
       And speaking of better than an old newspaper or corncob, we are extremely lucky to have a cutting-edge, sharp-as-a-tack, upper-crust ruling class in Washington, D.C., that is also looking after our comforts. Our comforts are paramount, after all. Cripes, we’ve been uncomfortable for well over a month now. No soup kitchens or tent cities for the crowd. We’re so much more deserving than that.
       Their plan is to steal four, five or even six thousand billion dollars from our grandkids and great-grandkids so we can all feel good. Yea!
       I sure hope the little dickens appreciate how much we do appreciate their contribution. Thanks again, kids!
Bill Frakes

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