Top 10 reasons Pres. George W. Bush wants to grant amnesty to illegal Mexicans. No. 10: He forgot his father granted amnesty to 2.7 million illegal aliens in 1986. (Reference Thunderbolt of Truth magazine.)No. 9: He’s just replacing all the babies killed by abortion every year. No. 8: Nobody told him all the factories are moving to Mexico, so he should send them all back home. No. 7: If all the illegals were sent back, Tyson, ConAgra, Smithfield and Wal-Mart would have to shut down or pay a living wage. No. 6: There isn’t anyone left in Mexico worth stealing from. No. 5: Half of them can’t go back anyway because they are in U.S. jails living off the taxpayers.No. 4: Because George W. Bush and his friends would have to pay a living wage to their servants. No. 3: Because George W. Bush likes tacos and wants the U.S. to be more like Mexico. No. 2: It’s a sure way to put the false identification card sellers out of business.No. 1: We can’t build casinos on that giant reservation south of the Rio Grande so the natives would be happy to stay there. My apologies if I’ve offended anyone or everyone with my top 10 lists.Marvin KroontjeMagnolia
